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Gotta love Tim Minchin. He has quickly become my favorite comedian

This is a great clip of Robin Williams on golf. If you are offended by strong language than DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO! Read the rest of this entry »

Chuck Norris Facts That Cannot Be Denied

This is just too funny that I had to break up some of the serious discussion with some comedy. I am literally wiping tears from my eyes as I post this:

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you. Read the rest of this entry »